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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 12:29 pm 
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svi fudbaleri su mamini sinovi, samo je kevin princ boateng

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Kako ciga raskida sa devojkom?

Cu te zvrcnem kad se okupam :lol:

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cigo, si jebo ti medicinsku sestru?

medicinsku nisam, al jesam ovu običnu

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Location: ....docice DAN, kad ce nas GRAD, ponovo biti PRVAK....
-Zašto se rodila Karleuša?
-Zato što je njen ćale zaboravio da ga DIVA na vreme. :8)

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Žena: Vara me muž.
Prijateljica: Pička mu materina!
Žena: Probušila sam mu sve kondome.
Prijateljica: Pička ti materina!

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Location: ....docice DAN, kad ce nas GRAD, ponovo biti PRVAK....
Питали цигана: Хоћемо ли на Јагодинско пиво?
А он одговара : ОФКорс

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Location: ....docice DAN, kad ce nas GRAD, ponovo biti PRVAK....
Ciganski gangam stajl- opa gladan sam :D

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šta kaže arnold švarceneger ženi posle ručka?
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.............................astal da blista, baby!

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Za sta sluzi torta na ciganskoj svadbi??
Da muve ne bi isle na mladu... :D

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Il sam totalno trezan il ja stvarno ne vidim shto je ovo u vicevima???registracija? pozadina? ili mesto gde se parkirao...bem ga

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Location: ....docice DAN, kad ce nas GRAD, ponovo biti PRVAK....
ima jako jako jako duboku poentu :D

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Location: ....docice DAN, kad ce nas GRAD, ponovo biti PRVAK....
Najveca Crnogorska kletva?
Da Bog da te zvali sa biroa :8)

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Takmičili se Mujo i Amerikanac ko bolje čuje.
Kaže Amerikanac:
- Ja jednu veče zaspao i probudi me neki zvuk u garaži. Ja siđem dole, pogledam pod auto i čujem kako mi korozija nagriza motor!
Kaže Mujo:
- Mene jednu veče probudi nešto u ormaru. Ja ustanem i otvorim ormar kad čujem kako mi kaput izlazi iz mode!
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Tri žene razmišljale kako da se reše muževa.
Prva je živela na 7. spratu i gurnula muža sa terase, dok je padao, samo se čulo:
- "Majku li ti je*eeem" ... TUP!
Druga žena je živela na 5. spratu i kada je gurnula muža, dok je padao samo se čulo:
- "Majku li ti" ... TUP!!
Treća žena je živela na 1. spratu i kada je gurnula muža sa terase, samo se čulo:
- TUP!!! a potom:
-"E, sa' ću da ti je*em mater!"

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Pere ciga ruke i skupila se oko njega sva rodbina i gledaju ga šta radi. I priđe mu burazer na kraju i pita ga šta radi. A ovaj se polako okrene prema njemu, sve brišući ruke peškirom. Pogleda ga ispod oka i kaže mu: "Ako ti kažem, moraću da te umijem!" :cheers:

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Kako se zove nevina kineskinja?
-Djanu Niko Tako.. :D

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